Food Jokes

Hamburger

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Dracula's Soup

Q: What's Dracula's favorite soup?
A: Scream of tomato!

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Lotta Soup

Q: What is it when you have 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
A: Won ton.

Categories: Food Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous