Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Oysters

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

Categories: Food Jokes , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Cannibals Distaste

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
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Cannibal's Grace

Q: What do cannibal say when they say grace?
A: ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead! ''

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
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