Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

George Bush Eat Parrots

Q: Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots?
A: A little thing called cannibalism.

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Chiplote Asian Kitchen

Q: How do you find the new Chiplote Asian Kitchen restaurant?
A: It's the one with a pet store on the other side.

Anonymous

Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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