Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk.
Yo Mama - Balanced Meal
Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.
Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Pig With No Clothes
Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky bacon!