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Happy Egg

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?

A: Tell it a yolk.

Yo Mama - Balanced Meal

Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?

A: Hard boiled eggs.

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

A: Slush puppies!

Pig With No Clothes

Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

A: Streaky bacon!