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The best jokes and joke writers!

The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

A: Meet Patty.

Red Tomato

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Interrupted Meal

Q: What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal?

A: Lettuce alone!

Name that Cake

Q: What do you call a cake made out of hamburgers?

A: A patty cake!

Happy Egg

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?

A: Tell it a yolk.