Yo Mama - Cooking
Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!