Food Jokes

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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Yo Mama - Cooking

Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Food Jokes
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