Food Jokes

Player's Diet

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!

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Your Cheese

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Categories: Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Humanitarian Diet

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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