Food Jokes

Super Salad

A man walks into a restaurant and sits down to order. The waiter walks up and takes the order. Before he is done taking his order, the waiter asks the man, "Would you like a soup or salad?" The man replies, "What's a super salad?"

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A Life's Mystery

One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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Personal Drink

Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
A: 'Gator-ade'.

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