Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes

What Not To Say At A Funeral

What Not To Say At A Funeral

  • I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking?
  • I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
  • It's funny, we all thought you'd be the first to go, Grandpa.
  • You know, your husband never paid back that $50 he owed

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Kissing Grandma

Q: What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
A: When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Riddles
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