Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Church Poop

Q: Did you hear about the baby who pooped her pants in church?
A: Holy shit!

Categories: Riddles , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

You Might Be A Redneck 39

You might be a redneck if...

  • One of the options on your truck is a spitoon.
  • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  • You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
  • You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
  • Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
  • You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
  • You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
  • Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this."
  • You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Sex Ed

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I just had sex education class in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper and said, "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous