Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Father Worries

Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?  Daughter: Yes, it was late.  Daddy.  Did the noise disturb you?  Father:  No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise.  It was the silence.

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Comforting Marge

One day a woman got on a bus and sat with her 4 year old daughter. The whole ride she said, "hold on Marge, hold on, you will make it through Marge, just a little further Marge, just a little further, hold on...." When she got off the another woman told her, "that so nice of you to comfort little Marge." The woman looked puzzled, "no, my daughter's name is Ann, I'm Marge"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

No Children

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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