Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Polish Dogs with Flat Faces

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat faces?
A: From chasing so many parked cars.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Lack Of Meat In Poland

A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: "Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?" All the Poles reply: "Meat? What is meat?" Seeing he cannot get an answer in Poland he goes to the USSR and asks the Soviets: "Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?" All the Soviets reply: "Think? What is think?" Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USSR he goes to the USA and asks the Americans: "Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?" All the Americans reply: "Lack? What is lack?" Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USA he decides to go to Israel, and asks the Israelis: "Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?" To which all the Israelis reply: "Excuse me? What is excuse me?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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Polish Burial At Sea

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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