Ethnic / Country Jokes - Native American Jokes

Big Chief, No Fart

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor.
"Big Chief no fart," She tells the doctor. The doctor tells her to give the chief three pills a day.
The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour.
The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour.
The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"

Categories: Gross Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes)
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Indian Names

A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. "How did you come to give your children such odd names"? His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the tepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out the tepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?

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Anonymous

How Come

Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How come?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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