Ethnic / Country Jokes - Native American Jokes
Cowboy and Indian Find
There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through the desert, when the Indian stopped suddenly and put his ear to the ground. The cowboy stopped and asked, "What is it?" The Indian replied, "Buffalo come." "Wow," said the cowboy, "how did you know?" The Indian replied, "Sticky ear."
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you attracted to?" "I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied. "They're in harmony with nature." "I see," said the man, nodding. "But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen treat their ladies with respect." "Please allow me to introduce myself," said the man. "My name is Tecumseh Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba."
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says, " Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" "Yup," "How can you tell time like that?" The Indian says, "workum like sundial, readum shadow." Cowboy, incredulous, rides on and encounters an Indian in the trail masturbating. The Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"
Indian Chief Signals
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere in Nevada. Suddenly his car breaks down. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card . So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much ?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom- like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why so angry?"
I was buying a house from a Native American.
I asked him if it came with running water.
He said, "Get your own damn wife."