So Selfish

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne

Craig's List

A homeless Native American with a full bladder needs teepee.

Heads Or Tales

Q: Did you hear about the Indian who couldn't tell heads from tails?
A: You should have seen the scalps he took!