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Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Asian Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?

A: With dental floss.

Japanese

Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?

A: They don’t have any blondes.

Asian Drivers

Asians are such terrible drivers.

I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Last Election

At a U.N. meeting Nikki Haley turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "Before bleakfast."