Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes
I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?
A: With dental floss.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: They don’t have any blondes.
Asians are such terrible drivers.
I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
At a U.N. meeting Nikki Haley turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "Before bleakfast."