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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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Asian Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?

A: With dental floss.

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I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:

English - I Love you

Spanish - Te Amo

French - Je T'aime

German - Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu

Italian - Ti Amo

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Swedish - Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

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Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Mississippi Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes)
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Japanese

Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?

A: They don’t have any blondes.

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Asian Drivers

Asians are such terrible drivers.

I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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