Ethnic / Country Jokes

Fishing Around

Q: What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A: A fishing pole.

Anonymous

Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Glass of Water

Q: Why do Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?
A: It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous