Paddy Long Legs!

Q: What do you call a big irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!

Iranian Locked Out

Q: Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car?
A: It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Polish People Milking a Cow

Q: How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?
A: 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.