How Many Serbs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
How many Serbs does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter... There's a Blackout!
Pub Owners in Kosovo
Q: What do pub owners say in Kosovo at closing time?
A: "Come on you lot, have you not got any homes to go to?"
Light Bulb - Serbs
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.