Cuban National Anthem

Q: What’s the Cuban national anthem?
A: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”

A Polack Mugging

A Polack was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.  His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?",  asked one of the muggers incredulously.  "Is that all you wanted?", moaned the Pole. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"

A Drummer Boy

Q: What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A: A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.