Ethnic / Country Jokes

Un-American

Q: What's the difference between Nike and the Nazis?
A: The Nazis respected their flag.

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Mexican Funeral

Q: Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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Bean Soup

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

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