Ethnic / Country Jokes

Bragging

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Airplane Jokes
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German Vocabulary

Q: What's German for 'virgin'?
A: Goesintight.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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A Girl Sat Sobbing in the Police Station

A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian." She wailed. "How do you know it was an Italian?" The detective asked."I had to help him," the girl replied.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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