Irish Coffin Maker

A small Irish Coffin maker who was also a bit of a prankster was on his way to deliver a coffin one evening when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
An Irish policemen saw him and said, "Hey, where did you get that coffin and where are you going?”
The man replied, “I didn't like where I was buried so I'm relocating.”

Elevator V Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Black Canadian

Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.