Drug Jokes - Marijuana Jokes

Can't Shoot Weed

Q: Why can't you shoot up marijuana?
A: Because you'll get a budclot!

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Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Anonymous

High Story

Q: What's the highest story of any building?
A: Floor 20

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