Drug Jokes - Marijuana Jokes

Legal Pot

Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Riddles
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Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Riddles , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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