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Legal Pot

Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?

A: They had a high voter turnout.

Amsterdam Semester Abroad

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Supreme Court Decision Same Sex Marriage

Q: Why the US Supreme Court should have legalized Marijuana when they approved same sex-marriage?

A: Because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned.

Break Time

Q: The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her

A: I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women

Fish High

Q: How do fish get high?

A: Seaweed.