Drug Jokes - Crack Jokes

Yo Mama - Reported Stolen

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Anonymous

Rosie O'Donnell Arrested

Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.

Anonymous

Drugged Duck

Q: What drug was the duck on?
A: Qwack!

Anonymous