Drug Jokes

Matzo Ball & LSD

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.

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Wrong Road

My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Yo Mama - Acid

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot.

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Anonymous