Drug Jokes

Yo Mama - Acid

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot.

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Yo Mama - Reported Stolen

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Anonymous

Drugged Duck

Q: What drug was the duck on?
A: Qwack!

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