Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Car Accident

Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.

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Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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Blonde Confusion

Q: What did the blonde say after the doctor told her she was pregnant?
A: Are you sure it's mine?

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