Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Rich Aroma

I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Best Friend

A guy is talking to his best friend. He tells him, "I haven't  made love with her for a month.  She's carrying a strange virus that can leave me deaf if I have any sort of sexual intercourse with her."
The friend replied, "Talk louder man, I can't hear a thing you're saying."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
Anonymous

Elton John - Wind

David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Boy Bands) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips