Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Extra Extra Organs

John Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department: A child was born with both male and female organs.
A penis and a brain!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

Schedule of a Man

A MAN'S SCHEDULE
1. Get up.
2. Pass gas.
3. Drink cup of black coffee.
4. Pass gas.
5. Dress, skipping shower because "alarm didn't work".
6. Pass gas.
7. Log on to computer to check porn site before leaving for work. Pass gas while "enjoying" favorite site.
8. Drive to work. Pass gas at stop light. Open window to air out car.
9. Get to work at MacDonalds. Pass gas in bathroom (for all patrons to enjoy). Forget to wash hands.
10. Lunch. Double cheesy cheeseburger and supersized fries. Pass gas.
11. Arrive home. Pass gas. Have a beer. Pass gas.
12. Tell wife you want sex. Belch. Finish early, belch and fall asleep.
13. Get up at 3 A.M. waking wife but instead of finishing her off, return to computer to talk in the chat rooms - imagining what a stud you are, chatting with all those "gorgeous women" online. Pass gas.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Anonymous

Czechoslovakian Abortion

Q: What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?
A: A cancelled Czech!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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