Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Does This Hurt

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous

Life In A Retirement Home

Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting like he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing. Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend." The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing, Bob replies, "I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Anonymous

Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Written By: KielPhillips