Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Lawyer V Psychopath

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?" It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

What Floor Please?

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and asks to find sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer? "The woman asks, "What's the difference?" The pharmacist replies, "It depends on what your flow is like!" Woman replies, "My flo? My flo is linoleum!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes)
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Anonymous

Sorry

I upset my hay fever suffering, diabetic girlfriend.
Now I don't know what to buy her to apologize.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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