Disability Jokes

Hellen Keller Driving

Q: Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman!

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Anonymous

Glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

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Anonymous

Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

Anonymous