Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Six People On A Plane

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out  "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Anonymous

This Guy Is Really Sick.

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting ... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Anonymous

Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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