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MJ at Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

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Six People On A Plane

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out  "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"

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Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

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