Jewish Pedophile

Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?
A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

Pretty Boy

When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen.
I was touched.

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?