Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Michael Jackson's Book

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

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Young Wife

Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

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This Guy Is Really Sick.

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting ... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

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