MJ at Walmart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
Separating Men From Boys
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Q: Why did the Muslim man go into the elementary school?
A: To pick up his wives
Michael Jackson's Book
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
This Guy Is Really Sick.
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting ... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."