"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"
Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Black and White
Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson
Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
A: They both stick their meat between 4-year-old buns!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!