Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson and the Doctor
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
Black and White
Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson
Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
A: They both stick their meat between 4-year-old buns!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!