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Moon Walk

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.

Jeffrey Dahmer

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?

A: He wiped.

Tickle-Me Elmo

Q: What did Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?

A: Bait.

Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.

I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

Hollywood Addiction

Q: Why is New Years Day is the least favorite holiday in Hollywood?

A: They don't like it nearly as much after the balls drop.