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Tickle-Me Elmo

Q: What did Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?

A: Bait.

Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.

I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

Hollywood Addiction

Q: Why is New Years Day is the least favorite holiday in Hollywood?

A: They don't like it nearly as much after the balls drop.

Silly Superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"

Little Boy Blue

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.