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Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

Mike-Donald's

Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

A: They both stick their meat between 4-year-old buns!

Bad Skin

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!

Hollywood Bank

Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank.

Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.

Black and White

Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?

A: Michael Jackson