Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!
Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank.
Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.
Michael Jackson's Hand
Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Whiskey and MJ
Q: What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: It's also a seven-year-old liquor.
Michael Jackson's Legos
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.