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Mick's Story

Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happened the night before. "Last night I came home from the pub pissed as a tick, so I hopped into bed and started feeling up me missus. After a few strokes of her firm arse she got aroused and then we fucked like bunnies for about two hours. Like I do every time after a fuck, I leaned over and turned on the light, lit up two cigarettes and went to pass one to the trouble 'n' strife. Rubbing me weary eyes I realized that I'd accidentally walked into my 15 year old daughter's room, and worse still she was on the swimming team and didn't smoke.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Bar Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Keep It In The Family

Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick is red.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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The Irish Newlyweds

Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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