Dark Humor Jokes - Drowning Jokes

Fred and DooDah Fishing

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

Anonymous

Thinking

Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.

Anonymous

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Anonymous