25 Irish Dancers
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were river dancing.
Ted and MaryJo
Q: Why didn't Mary Jo Kopechne get a shower before her date with Ted Kennedy?
A: She was going to wash up on shore later on that evening.
Up or Down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a Caribbean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home... Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bunk beds. So, as they were retiring for the first night, the husband says to his wife, "Up, or down?" The wife inexplicably removes all her clothing and makes love to her husband all night long. The next night, the husband wonders if he'll get lucky again... So, he says to his wife, "Up, or down?" She again removes all her clothing and makes love to him all night long. This continues for 2 glorious weeks. When they arrive home from their trip, the wife retrieves her hearing aides. As they retire for the first night home, the husband decides to try the magic words again... "Up, or down?" His wife says, "What?" To which he replies, "During the whole trip, my dear, I said those words every night and you took off all your clothes and made love to me all night long." The wife says, "Ooooh, I thought you said 'Fuck, or drown !".
George W. Bush From Drowning
Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?
A: You take your foot off his head.
Save A Man From Drowning
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.