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Did You Hear About The Polish Navy Tragic Accident?

Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident? A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start their new submarine.

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Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.

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Swimmimg... it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.

25 Irish Dancers

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were river dancing.

Ted and MaryJo

Q: Why didn't Mary Jo Kopechne get a shower before her date with Ted Kennedy?

A: She was going to wash up on shore later on that evening.