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Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water!

Important Question

Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.

Bobby Brown

Q: Did you hear about the new product line Bobby Brown is endorsing?

A: Bathtub lifejackets.

Survival Sport

Swimmimg... it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.

Thinking

Q: How do you think the unthinkable?

A: With an itheberg.