Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Did You Hear About The Polish Navy Tragic Accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident? A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start their new submarine.
Swimmimg... it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
25 Irish Dancers
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were river dancing.
Ted and MaryJo
Q: Why didn't Mary Jo Kopechne get a shower before her date with Ted Kennedy?
A: She was going to wash up on shore later on that evening.