Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!
Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Did you hear about the new product line Bobby Brown is endorsing?
A: Bathtub lifejackets.
Swimmimg... it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.