Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Dying Wives!

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, " and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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It Was So Tall

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Food Jokes
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