Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Betty Crocker Passes

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away? The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

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Brown and Bloody

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who told too many dumb blonde jokes.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles
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Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes)
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