Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Beethoven

Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.

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Dead People

Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a grave digger?
A: They both dig dead peoples holes.

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Hard Times

Q: What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? 
A: Mourning Wood.

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