Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Creepy Visitor

Necrophiliacs; the only living things that are stiff in a morgue.

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Beethoven

Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.

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Dead People

Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a grave digger?
A: They both dig dead peoples holes.

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