Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Lincoln

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, How was the play?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Political Jokes
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Senior Sex

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. "To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if you would help me." "Of course," she smiled. "I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if your could hold my penis for a while." The old woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurrence, and every day the two elderly people sat on the park bench and she held his penis. One day, the woman went to the bench, but the man was not there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman- SHE was holding his penis! "What does SHE have that I don't?" She screeched. He looked up at her and smiled. "Parkinsons" he replied.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes
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Anonymous

Polish Pickup Truck

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night? A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned, they couldn't get the tailgate open

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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